Post by grubbi on Sept 25, 2010 16:15:01 GMT -6
“Official” Power Rankings Week 2 – DVRFFL
Two games into the DVRFFL season and it already looks like a few things are sorting themselves out. One being that Finkle and Waco have a long way to go. Waco is in slightly better shape when his players start coming off suspension but Finkle can only pick up scrapes.
11 games left in the season. Remember: Don’t shoot the messenger.
1) grubbi grubbers 2-0 LW-2
RB Best is making a show for ROY. grubbi’s QBs have not been great but his RBs and WRs have made up the slack. This week has some tough match ups and bye weeks are right around the corner. It’s time to separate the vertebrae from the spineless.
2) Apocalypse Now 2-0 LW-6
Apocalypse is on a mission and just needs to assemble all the right pawns..er..players together. AP is leaning heavy on Houston players (QB, RB, K); as Houston goes, so does AP. So far all is well in this heart of darkness.
3) Humuhumunukunukuapua’as 1-1 LW-8
Pull this fish out of water and expect to get slapped around. Ask Stradlebuck how it feels. Humuhu’as has year in and year out been a favorite to win it all and this year the tradition is still holding true.
4) Taking My Talent to the Toilet Bowl 1-1 LW-3
TMTTTTB drops a notch. He got the win but it was against Finkle. Whoopee... A loss here would have dropped him like a rock in water. This week a test of his true manhood will be against Humuhu’as. TMTTTTB looks to flush this fish and show it’s all in the name.
5) Long Beach Islanders 1-1 LW-1
LB had a let down of massive proportions. Another week like that and his chances will be a “long” shot to crack the top five again. Turf Toe is up next. LB may wish to wear steel-toed boots for this game.
6) Turf Toe 1-1 LW-7
Turf Toe has been consistent the past two weeks. He will need to take it up a notch if he wants to better his chances for a shot at all the marbles. Favre is Turf’s Achilles heel; fortunately he has Brady on his bench but he needs to start him and not look back.
7) Trogdor’s Burninators 1-1 LW-5
Trogdor flamed out and sadly slipped into his cave. Is this the end for this man..., this dragon..., this dragon-man? Probably not as long as he gets his fire back this week because right now QB Manning is the only one who has a fire lit under him.
8) Stradlebuck Lugineers 1-1 LW-4
How the champions have fallen. They say it’s hard to repeat. And who exactly is “they”? All those who didn’t win it because they are out to knock off the champion. Nothing like having a bull’s eye tattooed all over you.
9) Waco Streaking Mandalors 0-2 LW-9
Is QB Vick Waco’s savior? Not for this past week. Without more help from his roster then Waco can look forward to another Toilet Bowl appearance. But the TB winner will be none other than....
10) Finkle and Einhorn’s Laces Out 0-2 LW-10
A 27 point improvement. Too bad it still amounted to having the lowest point total for the week. Finkle and Waco play next. Some one should walk away with a win. Of course a tie would be par for the course.
Two games into the DVRFFL season and it already looks like a few things are sorting themselves out. One being that Finkle and Waco have a long way to go. Waco is in slightly better shape when his players start coming off suspension but Finkle can only pick up scrapes.
11 games left in the season. Remember: Don’t shoot the messenger.
1) grubbi grubbers 2-0 LW-2
RB Best is making a show for ROY. grubbi’s QBs have not been great but his RBs and WRs have made up the slack. This week has some tough match ups and bye weeks are right around the corner. It’s time to separate the vertebrae from the spineless.
2) Apocalypse Now 2-0 LW-6
Apocalypse is on a mission and just needs to assemble all the right pawns..er..players together. AP is leaning heavy on Houston players (QB, RB, K); as Houston goes, so does AP. So far all is well in this heart of darkness.
3) Humuhumunukunukuapua’as 1-1 LW-8
Pull this fish out of water and expect to get slapped around. Ask Stradlebuck how it feels. Humuhu’as has year in and year out been a favorite to win it all and this year the tradition is still holding true.
4) Taking My Talent to the Toilet Bowl 1-1 LW-3
TMTTTTB drops a notch. He got the win but it was against Finkle. Whoopee... A loss here would have dropped him like a rock in water. This week a test of his true manhood will be against Humuhu’as. TMTTTTB looks to flush this fish and show it’s all in the name.
5) Long Beach Islanders 1-1 LW-1
LB had a let down of massive proportions. Another week like that and his chances will be a “long” shot to crack the top five again. Turf Toe is up next. LB may wish to wear steel-toed boots for this game.
6) Turf Toe 1-1 LW-7
Turf Toe has been consistent the past two weeks. He will need to take it up a notch if he wants to better his chances for a shot at all the marbles. Favre is Turf’s Achilles heel; fortunately he has Brady on his bench but he needs to start him and not look back.
7) Trogdor’s Burninators 1-1 LW-5
Trogdor flamed out and sadly slipped into his cave. Is this the end for this man..., this dragon..., this dragon-man? Probably not as long as he gets his fire back this week because right now QB Manning is the only one who has a fire lit under him.
8) Stradlebuck Lugineers 1-1 LW-4
How the champions have fallen. They say it’s hard to repeat. And who exactly is “they”? All those who didn’t win it because they are out to knock off the champion. Nothing like having a bull’s eye tattooed all over you.
9) Waco Streaking Mandalors 0-2 LW-9
Is QB Vick Waco’s savior? Not for this past week. Without more help from his roster then Waco can look forward to another Toilet Bowl appearance. But the TB winner will be none other than....
10) Finkle and Einhorn’s Laces Out 0-2 LW-10
A 27 point improvement. Too bad it still amounted to having the lowest point total for the week. Finkle and Waco play next. Some one should walk away with a win. Of course a tie would be par for the course.