Post by grubbi on Oct 9, 2010 12:01:41 GMT -6
“Official” Power Rankings Week 4 – DVRFFL
After four games, Waco is still without a victory. The Detroit Lions have a better shot at getting their first win of the year than Waco (after all, Cleveland just got theirs). The bye weeks are upon us and the weeding out process has begun.
9 games left in the season. Remember: Don’t shoot the messenger.
1) grubbi grubbers 3-1 LW-1
Pulled off a one point victory and chewed off all his fingernails in the process. grubbi is still top of the division, top in points, and top of the rankings. Deja vu.
2) Apocalypse Now 3-1 LW-7
Broke over a hundred points and top scorer for the week. AN is pushing to overtake grubbi. A win over Humuhu’s will further his lead in the division.
3) Trogdor’s Burninators 2-2 LW-6
Trogdor lost a nerve-wreaking game to grubbi by one point. Tomlinson (playing as a youth giddy boy again) and P Manning can only take Trogdor so far. 3rd place will be the farthest those two can take him.
4) Long Beach Islanders 2-2 LW-5
LB put a spanking on Finkle which is nothing new seeing that teams have done the same this year. LB needs to get healthy or some new players if he wants to stay in the playoff race.
5) Stradlebuck Lugineers 2-2 LW-2
IF Stradlebuck can put the right players on the field than he would be scary. However, he has been up and down. If the pattern holds he should be up which will not be good for Long Beach.
6) Turf Toe 2-2 LW-4
Turf came down to turf. Now that Favre has Moss to throw to will this help Favre or only show that he should have re-retired some time past.
9) Humuhumunukunukuapua’as 2-2 LW-8
This week is when Humuhu’as has a chance to knock Apocalypse Now down a peg. This fish needs to be a shark. Go for the jugular and show she still has “it”. Whatever “it” may be.
8) Taking My Talent to the Toilet Bowl 3-1 LW-3
TMTTTTB got the win but it was ugly and I do mean ugly. His points continue to decline week after week. He is taking on water in a big way and unless TMTTTTB gets his vessel patched then he is sinking like the Titanic.
9) Finkle and Einhorn’s Laces Out 1-3 LW-9
Another week for being the lowest scorer; 3 out of 4 weeks now. Will Moss’s new scenery help or continue to hurt Finkle? grubbi is up next so another loss looks to be on tap.
10) Waco Streaking Mandalors 0-4 LW-1
Can we say that Waco’s season is over? Best game was 80 points, 3 games back in the division, and 143 points back of a playoff spot would seem to say that next year might be a better year.
After four games, Waco is still without a victory. The Detroit Lions have a better shot at getting their first win of the year than Waco (after all, Cleveland just got theirs). The bye weeks are upon us and the weeding out process has begun.
9 games left in the season. Remember: Don’t shoot the messenger.
1) grubbi grubbers 3-1 LW-1
Pulled off a one point victory and chewed off all his fingernails in the process. grubbi is still top of the division, top in points, and top of the rankings. Deja vu.
2) Apocalypse Now 3-1 LW-7
Broke over a hundred points and top scorer for the week. AN is pushing to overtake grubbi. A win over Humuhu’s will further his lead in the division.
3) Trogdor’s Burninators 2-2 LW-6
Trogdor lost a nerve-wreaking game to grubbi by one point. Tomlinson (playing as a youth giddy boy again) and P Manning can only take Trogdor so far. 3rd place will be the farthest those two can take him.
4) Long Beach Islanders 2-2 LW-5
LB put a spanking on Finkle which is nothing new seeing that teams have done the same this year. LB needs to get healthy or some new players if he wants to stay in the playoff race.
5) Stradlebuck Lugineers 2-2 LW-2
IF Stradlebuck can put the right players on the field than he would be scary. However, he has been up and down. If the pattern holds he should be up which will not be good for Long Beach.
6) Turf Toe 2-2 LW-4
Turf came down to turf. Now that Favre has Moss to throw to will this help Favre or only show that he should have re-retired some time past.
9) Humuhumunukunukuapua’as 2-2 LW-8
This week is when Humuhu’as has a chance to knock Apocalypse Now down a peg. This fish needs to be a shark. Go for the jugular and show she still has “it”. Whatever “it” may be.
8) Taking My Talent to the Toilet Bowl 3-1 LW-3
TMTTTTB got the win but it was ugly and I do mean ugly. His points continue to decline week after week. He is taking on water in a big way and unless TMTTTTB gets his vessel patched then he is sinking like the Titanic.
9) Finkle and Einhorn’s Laces Out 1-3 LW-9
Another week for being the lowest scorer; 3 out of 4 weeks now. Will Moss’s new scenery help or continue to hurt Finkle? grubbi is up next so another loss looks to be on tap.
10) Waco Streaking Mandalors 0-4 LW-1
Can we say that Waco’s season is over? Best game was 80 points, 3 games back in the division, and 143 points back of a playoff spot would seem to say that next year might be a better year.